You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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