I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Text me some of your sweat
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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