he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
