So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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