Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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