he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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