I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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