Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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