the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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