Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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