How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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