why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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