I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i think i just lost a toe
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