Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
