She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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