You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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