You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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