? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
