Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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