you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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