If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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