Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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