you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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