Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Floor bacon is actually really good
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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