The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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