dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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