That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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