why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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