he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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