I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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