wanna go halves on a baby?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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