I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
