this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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