Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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