Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
