she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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