I want to stick my p in your. b.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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