We won't sleep together?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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