this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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