You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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