he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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