i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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