I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
But break dance skills will only take you so far
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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