is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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