doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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