had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
where are you?
Hypothermia
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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