I want to stick my p in your. b.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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