im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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