Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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