Sry I called you an 8
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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