I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm bleeding and have questions
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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