lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
no you cant smoke seaweed
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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